Semen Sneeze: A sneeze that occurs during fellatio or after swallowing semen. A true semen sneeze ejects semen from the nose or mouth.
Semi: A semi-erection.
Sensualist: One devoted to sensations or the pursuit of carnal pleasures: Synonyms: apolaustic, hedonist, sensualist, sybarite
Seventy-One, 71: A 69 but with a finger stuck in each other's ass.
Sex: Ask your mother. Apparently she is an expert on the subject.
A: action, ass,
B: ball, bag, bang, bash the beaver, beat cakes/cheeks, beat the rug, beef injection, be intimate, belly ride, bisect the triangle, blanket drill, boing, boink, bone, bonk, breed, bump nasties, bump, bumper cars, bump uglies, bury the bone/weasel, bush patrol, butte the biscuit,
C: carnal knowledge, coitus, consummate, copulation, couple up,
D: dance the mattress jig, dick diving, dicking, diddle, dip the wick, do it, disappearing cane trick, do the deed, do the funky chicken, do the laundry, do the nasty,
F: feed the kitten, fiddle, fix her plumbing, flesh session, fog the windows, fornicate, four-legged frolic, freak, fuck,
G: get a piece, get biblical, get into her pants, get it on, get laid, get lucky, get one's noodle wet, get an oil change, get physical, get some, get some ass, get your dick wet, get your pole polished, give it up, go all the way, go at it, go to bed with, go to the bone yard, go to town, greet and meat, grind, grind one's tool,
H: hanky panky, have relations, hide the ferret/Nazi/salami, hit it, hit skins, horizontal mambo, horizontal tango, hump,
J: jackhammer, joined at the groin, joy ride, jump your bones,
K: kicking the tires, knock boots,
L: lay, lay pipe, lie with, lock crotches, love,
M: make babies/it/love/whoopee, make sexy time, mate, mess around, mingle limbs, mount,
N: nail, nooky, nookie,
P: park your yacht in hair harbor, peg, piece of ass, piece of tail, pin, plow, plug, poke, polish your pole, pork, pound, pump,
R: rail, ram, ride,ride the flagpole, roll in the hay, romp,
S: sexual congress, sexual relation, score, screw, shack up, shag, sink the sausage, slay, sleep with, slide into home, spelunking, squat jumps in the cucumber patch, squatting on the hog, stable my stallion, stuff,
T: tap that ass, thread the needle, tumble,
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Sexercise: 1. Using sex as a workout. 2. Exercising in a way that resembles sex or which induces a coregasm. Often done unintentionally with exercise equipment sold on an infomercial: thigh master, shake weight, fitness ace power.
Sexcellence: sexual excellence.
Sexercism: Having sex with a new partner in order to remove the demon of guilt and the emotional baggage leftover from the horrible death of a previous relationship.
Sex Machine: 1. One who is as efficient as the energizer bunny when it comes to sex. Origins: a James Brown song by the same name. 2. A mechanized sex toy often used exclusively for penetration. Many of these machines are homemade. Similar: drilldo
Sexomnia: Like sleepwalking, but instead of taking a stroll the sleeping person has sex. Synonyms: Somnophilia.
Sexpert: A particularly annoying person who, for whatever reason, believes she is an expert when it comes to sex.
Sex-reassignment surgery, SRS: the reconstruct of a person's genitals to more accurately reflex the sex they identify with. Synonyms: Bottom Surgery
Sextasy: 1. The state one achieves right after fulfilling a sexual fantasy. 2. Taking the drugs, Viagra and ecstasy, simultaneously.
Sexting: Sending sexual text messages or images electronically.
Shagbag: A promiscuous female or gay man. A receptacle for sex.
Shagable: Fuckable. Attractive.
Shame Shower: A shower to remove the physical and emotional remnants of a filthy and regrettable sexual experience.
Shark Fin: The impression of a woman’s vagina as seen through her swimming suit or wet suit.
Shark Week: During a devil’s threesome, one man lies on a bed with his head at the edge of the mattress. The woman then lies on him in the 69 position. The second man mounts her from behind in a standing doggy-style position. This move mimics the feeding frenzy and uninhibited orgy that occurs after sharks converge on a whale carcass. It also brings the standing man dangerously close to having his dick chomped by the bottom man. Anal sex will reduce the risk of the top man’s balls slapping the bottom man’s forehead, but it increases the risk of santorum dripping on the bottom man’s forehead.
Shart: A hybrid between shitting and farting.
Sheila: Chick. Woman. Origins: Australian.
She-Male: A pre-op, MTF transexual.
Shirley Temple: When any type of clear soda is poured in a menstruating vagina during cunnilingus.
Shit: Feces. The second most popular American curse word after fuck.
Shit Canned: Fired
Shit Dick: 1. A penis coated in santorum after anal sex. 2. A dirty fucker.
Shit Faced: So drunk that you could have shit on your face and would not notice.
Shit Head, Shit for Brains: Anyone who behaves as though his brain is composed of fecal matter.
Shit Hole: 1. An asshole, in both senses of the word. Synonyms: shit ass, shit bag, shit bagger, shit pipe, shit spitter, shit stain... 2. A low quality place or dwelling.
Shit House: Bathroom.
Shitty: A situation that is as unsavory as dealing with a pile of excrement.
Shocker: Inserting your pointer and middle finger in a woman’s vagina while sliding a pinky in her ass. Synonyms: two in the pink and one in the stink,
Shop Vacuum: A mouth that is capable of slurping up a wide variety of penises. Particularly, a mouth that can simultaneously accommodate a dick and balls.
Short and Curlies: Pubic hair.
Shrimping: Sucking or licking toes.
Side Boob: When the side of a boob is exposed in a revealing outfit.
Siderodromophilia: A fetish for trains. Often involves having sex while on a train.
Sideways Smile: 1. Ass crack. 2. Vagina.
Significant Other, SO: A politically correct term used to refer to a sexual or romantic partner, including a boyfriend, girlfriend, wife, or husband.
Sitophilia: A fetish for food. Often involves incorporating food into sexual foreplay.
Simba, The Lion King: When a man anoints a person's forehead with his semen, then smears it across her face with his penis. Origins: In The Lion King when Rafiki anoints Simba with the juice from his ball-shaped fruit.
Sin Hole: A vagina, particularly one belonging to a woman who believes premarital sex or carnal pleasure is evil.
Sixty-Eight, 68: When one partner receives oral sex without returning the favor. He owes her one.
Sixty-Nine, 69: A sex position that allows for both partners to simultaneously give and receive oral sex. Synonyms: doubleheader, flip-flop, head over heels, loop de loop,
Size Queen: One who is obsessed with penis size, to the point where this is a main criteria for having sex with, or dating, a man. A popular label used in the pornosphere.
Skank: A promiscuous woman.
Skid Marks: Shit stains left on underwear, or on bed sheets during sex. Synonyms: racing stripes.
Ski Poles: During a devil’s threesome, the woman simultaneously pumps both men’s erections with her hands.
Skull Fuck: Used to describe rough or forced fellatio. Often used as a threat to use an enemy’s corpse for sexual gratification.
Skuntch: A skanky cunt.
Slave: A submissive partner who has an ongoing relationship with a dominant master.
Slhore: A slutty whore. Similar: Slunt
Slime Fetish: A fetish for slimy substances, which often takes the form of tentacles. Related to wet and messy fetishes, and sploshing. Synonyms: goo fetish
Slob on the Knob: Fellatio.
Slore: A slut/whore.
Slot B: Asshole.
Slumming: Engaging in a relationship or having sex with someone below one’s social class.
Slump: An extended period without sex. Synonyms: Dry Spell.
Slump Buster: A sex partner whose primary purpose is to end an extended period without sex.
Slunt: A slutty cunt. Similar: slhore.
Slurry Bucket: A vagina or anus large enough to accommodate a hand.
Slut: The most popular American term for a promiscuous woman. Synonyms: adultera, alley cat, bangster, bed bunny, bimbo, bitch, cum dumpster, cum guzzler, cum slut, cum tart, eager beaver, floozie, hobby horse, ho, hoe, ho bag, hoozie, hooze bag, hussy, loose, nympho, meat hound, sexpot, skank, slore, slot job, slut bag, stray, tramp...
Slut Shaming: The counterproductive cultural practice of characterizing promiscuous females as evil or morally corrupt in order to discourage women from being as sexually forward as males.
SMD: "Suck my dick." Often used as an insult in text-speak.
Smegma: A mixture of shed skin sells, body oil, body fluids and various other funky material that accumulates under the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis, and in the folds of the labia minora. Origins: the Greek word for soap, smēgma. Synonyms: dick cheese.
Smexy: Smart and sexy.
Snail Trail: The glistening trail of dried semen that often appears inside a man’s underwear after he becomes aroused or ejaculates. The trail resembles the silvery tracks left by a snail.
Snape: Snuggle rape. When one person snuggles an unwilling or unconscious partner.
Snatch: Vagina given to pocketing items, like penises or semen.
Sneezing Fetish: A fetish for watching others sneeze, usually while naked. This may be related to the fact that sneezing is involuntary and can not be faked, as well as the fact that sneezing triggers some of the same nerves as an orgasm. Often related to tickling.
Snow Balling: Spitting semen from one mouth to another. May occur a number of times.
Snuff: A paraphilia that centers around the fantasy of killing or being killed. Related to: amputation/amputee fetish, body modification fetish, goro, medical fetish, nollo, non-con, pain play, vore, necrophilia
Snuggle: To hold or embrace. Synonyms: cuddle, croodle...
SO: “Sex offender.” Used in prison to designate a certain class of offender. Similar to: kidmo.
Sodomite: One who participates in sexual acts, particularly anal sex, that are considered deviant by the surrounding culture. Synonyms: brown hatter, bugger, bum fucker, butt fucker, corn holer, gut butcher, gut fucker, gut scratcher, gut stuffer, shit stirrer, stern chaser, stuffer, turd burglar,
Solicitation: The act of selling or seeking sex for money. Synonyms: yard sale.
Somnophilia: A fetish for asleep or unconscious sex partners. Synonyms: sleeping princess syndrome.
Sounding: The act of inserting something into the urethra to inflict a mixture or pleasure and pain. Derived from the medical practice of removing blockage and clearing up urination issues. Often performed by using medical grade sounding rods made of steel. Sounding enthusiasts have branched out, using a variety of objects, including such seemingly painful and harmful objects and toothbrushes or glass. Synonyms: urethra play
Soup Kitchen: A hobo orgy, often performed in a confined space. Origins: The movie, The Other Guys.
Space Docking: When an uncircumcised man wraps his foreskin around a partner’s penis. So named as the connection resembles the docking of space stations.
Spank the Monkey: Male masturbation.
Special Purpose: Penis. Origins: The film, The Jerk.
Spectrophilia: A fetish involving the fantasy of having sex with ghosts.
The Sphinx: A bikini wax in which all pubic hair is removed. Synonyms: full bikini wax.
The Spiderman: An absurd sex act in which a man ejaculates in his hand then flings the semen at his partner.
Spider Webbing: When semen shoots from an ass after anal sex.
Spill one's Seed: 1. Sex. 2. To ejaculate.
Spinner: A petitie woman who could easily be spun around a dick during sex. This especially refers to small strippers who can twirl around the pole with ease. In porn, women with this body type are often branded as "teens," no matter what age they are.
Spit Fuck: Sex using only saliva as lubricant.
Spit Game: A blatant attempt at verbal seduction.
Spit Roast: A threesome sex act in which the bottom partner is being penetrated from behind by one man while performing fellatio on another man. Synonyms: hog roast
Sploshing: Splashing watery foods on one's self or a partner as an act of foreplay or for sexual gratification.
Spread Eagle: When a person's legs are spread, forming a V shape.
Spunk Bucket: 1. Slut. 2. Vagina. 3. Asshole
Squashing: A fetish for being squashed by another partner.
Squirt: When a female ejaculates.
Squirter: A woman who ejaculates.
Stag Party: A guys night or bachelor's party. These gatherings exclude wives and girlfriends, but often includes strippers, prostitutes, and/or promiscuous women.
Starfish: Asshole. Variations: chocolate starfish
STD, STI: "Sexually transmitted disease," and "Sexually transmitted infection." Synonyms: VD
Steely Dan: 1. A metal vibrator. 2. Penis. Origins: Naked Lunch.
Stench Trench: A smelly vagina.
Stigmatophilia: A fetish for body piercings.
Stomach Pancakes: Created when a man ejaculates on his, or his partner's, stomach.
Stranger: When a man sits on his hand until it falls asleep, then uses the hand to masturbate so it feels like a stranger is touching him.
Stranger on the Rocks: Similar to the stranger, except a man numbs his hand in ice water.
Starfish Trooper: One who enjoys licking the assholes of those who have never engaged in anal play. Usually refers to a gay man. Also, asstronaut
Strap-On: A detachable phallus, often used during girl-on-girl sexual encounters.
Street Taco: A cheap treat a man picks up on the street to satisfy his overwhelming hunger. Street tacos can cause regret, vomiting, bacterial infections, and even death. Similar: New York Fish Taco.
Stride of Pride: When a person is proud of who he had sex with the night before, to the extend that he parades around in the disheveled clothes he wore out the previous night. Similar: walk of shame.
Stud, Stud Muffin: An alpha male.
Stuffing: A fat fetish in which a person eats, or is made to eat, to the point of physical pain. Related to: fat fetish, feederism, feeding, feedism, gaining, inflation, immobility, padding,
Submissive, sub, subbie: One who derives sexual pleasure from yielding control to a dominant partner.
Succubus: A demon woman who sucks the life-force from a man.
Suck Ass: When something is compared to the awfulness of performing analingus on a dirty asshole.
Suck Face: Kiss.
Suck Off: Fellatio.
Sugar Daddy: A wealthy man who financially provides for a much younger, and considerably more attractive sex partner.
Sugar Baby: The benefactor of a sugar daddy. Synonyms: gold digger, prostitute,
Sugar Lumps/Plumbs/Tits: Small, but appetizing, breasts.
Sugar Momma: An older woman who financially provides for her younger sexual partners.
The Superman: An absurd sex act that begins when a girlfriend or wife chooses sleep over sex. The man discretely ejaculates on his sleeping partner's back. When she wakes in the morning, the bed sheet will be glued to her back like Superman's cape.
Surfing: Having sex with an obese woman. So named because of the waves of flesh, the feeling of being unbalanced, and the fear of being crushed.
Surfing the Crimson Tide: 1. When a woman is menstruating. 2. Having sex with a woman who is menstruating.
Swamp Ass: Sweaty ass cheeks.
Swamp Donkey: An unattractive person.
Swan Sauce: A sweaty liquid of body fluid and dead skin that accumulates around the vagina.
Sweater Meat: Breasts, particularly ones that are protruding from beneath a sweater.
Swimmer’s Ear: When so much semen gets in an ear, there is a legitimate concern of developing an infection.
Swimming in the Red Sea: Sex with a woman on her period. Synonyms: Cherry Dip,
Switch Hitter: Bisexual. Usually a male bisexual as he has a “bat” to play with.
Swoop & Scoop: When a woman runs a hand down a man’s chest, then cups his crotch, usually as a means of checking his penis size.
Sword Fighting: 1. When two boys simulate a sword fight with their urine streams. 2. When two men rub their dicks together. Synonyms: cock rub, bumping dicks, frictation, frontism, frot, the Ivy League rub, knocking cocks, Oxford style, the Princeton Rub, tummy sticks
Sybarite: One devoted to the pursuit of pleasure. Synonyms: apolaustic, hedonist, sensualist.
Sybian: A powerful, mounted vibrator that women straddle. Made famous by Howard Stern.
Symphorphilia: A fetish for disasters or car wrecks, particularly watching or causing them.
Syphilis: A venereal disease. Synonyms: French gout, ladies’ fever, lifelong companion, Neapolitan bone ache, siff,
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Taco: Vagina. Synonyms: fish taco, pink taco
Tadpole: Man who dates older women. Synonyms: cub.
Taint: Perineum. It ain’t your dick and it ain’t your asshole. Synonyms: Nacho.
Taking the H/B Train to J Town: A handjob or a blowjob.
Talent: A woman's physical beauty. Often used as a coded Menglish term when men are describing the quality of attractive women at a party, bar, or strip club.
Talent Scouts: Men who stand on the fringes of social gatherings staring at women without bothering to mingle or to conceal their intentions.
Tamakeri: Ball busting.
Tampon: Synonyms: man hole cover, mouth mattress, pleasure garden padlock, red flag,
Tank-Top Bodybuilder: A man who only works out his vanity muscles on his upper body and who has slender, feminine legs.
Tanorexia: A disease in which no matter how tan a person becomes, she thinks she must be tanner to be attractive.
Tantalolagnia: A fetish for being sexually teased.
Taphephilia: A fetish for being buried alive.
Tap that Ass: Sex.
Tard: Abbreviation for a mentally retarded person.
Teabag: When testicles are placed in a mouth or on a face for pleasure or as a prank. The victim of this prank is often the first person to fall asleep or pass out at a party filled with the type of dick bags who like to take photos of their genitals in a friend’s mouth.
Team Cream: Orgy.
Technophilia: A fetish for technology, which usually centers around cyborgs, robots, and sex machines. This fetish is often related to other fetishes, such as replacing an amputated limb with a machine, or having sex with a robotic sex doll.
Telephonicophilia: A fetish for phone sex or dirty talk.
Temptress: A woman who derives pleasure from getting men to engage in deviant activities, like cheating.
A Ten: A perfect specimen of masculinity or femininity.
Ten Pin: A woman who has an hourglass figure and who would score a perfect ten if her beauty were judged in the Olympics.
Ten Pinter: Someone who you would only consider having sex with after ten pints of beer.
Tentacle Fetish: A fetish for tentacles, often depicted in hentai or other forms of animated erotica. Origins: Tentacle porn derived from a Japanese folktale and has since become popularly depicted in hentai. In these henati scenes, characters often suffer from "tentacle rape," in which tentacle-like-protrusions from a plant, animal, or monster force themselves on a victim.
Tequila Golden Shower: When a person takes a shot of gold tequila which is promptly chased by being showered in urine.
Teratophilia: A fetish for deformed or monstrous people. Synonyms: dysmorphophilia.
Testalgia: Any type of testicular pain or an inflammation of the testicles. Similar medical conditions include orchitis and didymalgia. Synonyms: blue balls, hot rocks, love nuts, stone ache
Testicles: Male gonads housed in the scrotum. Synonyms: ballocks, balls, bangers, bird’s eggs, clangers, cojones, cullions, danglers, eggs, family jewels, glands, goolies, jewels, love apples, marbles, nards, nuts, plums, pounders, rocks, seeds, stones, swingers
Textrovert: One whose social skills, and ability to flirt, are limited to texting.
T-Girl: "Transexual girl." A genetic male who lives as a woman and who may have many of the physical characteristics of a woman, such as breast implants, but who still has a penis.
Thesauromania: A fetish for collecting women's clothes. This usually involves collections of panties or undergarments.
Thick: 1. Fat, but in an appealing way, at least to men who have a fetish for large women. 2. A penis with a significant girth.
Thigh Gap Porn: Porn that features women who are either so skinny or muscular that a gap forms above their thighs and below their vagina.
Three-Hole Par: A sex session that utilizes a woman's mouth, vagina, and anus.
Threesome: Group sex with three people. Synonyms: Triolism/Troilism
Thunder Cunt: A woman who is so violent and threatening that it would not be surprising if her vagina carried an electric charge.
Tickle Torture: A form of BDSM in which a submissive partner is tickled, often while being bound.
Tickling Fetish: A fetish for being tickled or for tickling submissive partners. Tickling often triggers some of the same muscles as orgasms. Also, some tickling enthusiasts see the act as an expression of intimacy. Others simply enjoy torturing a partner or seeing their partner cry from forced laughter.
Tiger Stripes: Stretch marks. These are as common a sighting at strip clubs as tramp stamps. When they appear around a woman’s stomach, they are a good indicator the woman has, or had, a child.
TILF: "Teacher I'd like to fuck."
Timophilia: A fetish for wealth. Similar to chrysophilia.
Tinkering Under the Hood: Cunnilingus, with specific attention paid to working under the clitoral hood in order to get the engine running properly.
Titanic: A large woman who goes down on a man their first time out.
Tittoo: Tattoo on the breast, particularly around the nipples.
Tits, Tittys: Boobs.
Titty Bar: A strip club.
Titty Fuck: When a dick vigorously slides up and down between a pair of boobs. Often involves large boobs and lube.
TNA: “Tits and Ass.” Commonly used to refer to softcore media.
Toilet: Synonyms: altar room, bath, bathroom, chamber of commerce, facilities, gentlemen’s room, ladies’ room, little boy’s/girl’s room, loo, marble palace, men’s/women’s room, pot, powder room, restroom, sandbox, shit house, shitter, washroom, water closet, whiz stand.
Token Resistance: When a woman claims she cannot have sex with a man right before she has sex with said man in order to preserve the illusion that she is not promiscuous.
Tongue Punch: An invasive act performed by the tongue that is often unwanted. It can be used to describe abrasive kissing, cunnilingus, or rimming.
Tonsil Exam: Fellatio.
Tool: 1. One who is too stupid to realize he is being used. 2. Penis.
Toolbox: The tools a man uses to get under a woman's hood and attempt to rev her engine. Specifically, the dick and balls.
Tooth Whitening Treatment: When a man ejaculates in his partner's mouth.
Top: The person who penetrates the bottom partner. Also, the dominant partner in a fetishistic relationship.
Top’s Disease: When a dominant partner believes the control and power he wields during fetish play extends to other areas of his life. Often occurs when a top believes a bottom is actually inferior, as opposed to just assuming a submissive role.
Top Heavy: When a woman's bust measurements exceed her hip measurements.
The Tortoise: Any sexual act performed on a person whose pubic area is as smooth as a tortoise shell. As in Aesop’s fable, you get there before the hare (hair) does.
Top Surgery: When a transsexual changes their biological chest to match that of their mental gender without changing their genitals. This includes when a M2F trannsexual gets breast implants and a F2M transsexual gets a mastectomy.
Tossing a Salad: Analingus Licking an asshole. Origins: From the urban legend of male prisoners using condiments during analingus to mask the taste, to enhance the pleasure of the act, or to degrade the licker.
Town Bike: Slut. Everyone gets to ride her.
Tramp Stamp: A tattoo on the lower back of a woman that symbolizes her willingness to act impulsively, such as getting a trendy tattoo or having a one night stand.
Tranny: Most often used as a category of porn that includes M2F transsexuals. It is generally considered a derogatory term, though some transsexuals embrace it.
Transformation Fetish, TF: A fetish for transforming or changing people into other people, objects, or creatures. This sexual fantasy is often limited to depictions in hentai and other forms of animated porn, though some body-modification enthusiasts do try to physically transform themselves into non-human creatures. Sub-genres of transformation fetish include: human-animal TF, object TF, gender TF, cock TF, and combining TF.
Transgender: An umbrella term for anyone who embraces an alternative gender from that of their genetic sex. Transgendered people can include cross dressers, transsexuals, drag queens.
Transition: The process of legally and medically transforming from one gender to another.
Transsexual: A person who feels that their mental gender and biological sex do not match, and who has taken medical and/or legal steps to transition from one gender to another.
Transvestite: A cross dresser, particularly a man who has a fetish for wearing women's clothing. These men are often heterosexual.
Treasure Trail: The line of pubic hair extending down from the belly button to the wider patch of pubic hair. If this appears on a woman, it is a sure sign that she does not trim her pubic hair. Synonym: happy trail,
Trichophilia: A fetish for hair.
Trick: 1. A prostitute. 2. The sex acts a prostitute performs to get paid.:
Triolism/Troilism: 1. Threesome. 2. A fetish for threesomes, or for watching your partner have sex with another person.
Tripsolagnophilia: A fetish for getting or giving massages.
Trisexual: A person who will try anything when it comes to sex.
Trojan Horse: When a man covertly slips off his condom during intercourse in order to secretly unleash his soldiers inside his partner.
Troll: Usually an ugly, short, fat person who is in no way sexually appealing.
Tropical Jungle: A wild pubic region that has gone untended for some time. A tropical jungle tends to be overgrown, to emanate a swampy funk of decay, and to be swarming with dangerous life forms.
Trout Pout: Lips obviously enhanced by collagen injection. Synonyms: ASLs, DSLs
Tryke: A MTF transexual who identifies as a lesbian.
Tuck Job: pushing your dick and balls back between your legs to form a mangina. Professional tuck jobs by cross-dressers and transsexuals often involve a layer of tight underpants.
Tug Job: A hand job.
Tummy Sticks: A kind of naked dry humping in which two men rub their erections on each other. Origins: The film, Wedding Crashers. Synonyms: cock rub, bumping dicks, frictation, frontism, frot, the Ivy League rub, knocking cocks, Oxford style, the Princeton Rub, sword fighting...
Tuna Can: A short, thick penis that resembles a can of tunafish.
Tuna Melt: Cunnilingus on a woman after she has received a creampie.
Turd Burglar: 1. The person who slips into a public bathroom just as you are about to unleash a noisy dump. This person then hangs out for way too long, seemingly waiting to steal the turd you are forced to hold back until you are alone again. 2. A gay man.
Turkish Water Boarding: A threesome sex position that is a mix between water-boarding torture, Chinese water torture, and a Turkish bathhouse with a zany twist. One man lies on the bed with his head near the headboard. His face is covered with a pillow, bed sheet, or towel. The woman mounts the man in the cowgirl position. The second man stands over the first man’s head with his back to the wall while receiving fellatio sex from the woman. The torture part comes when body fluids drip from the standing man onto the fabric covering the bottom man’s face.
Turn Tricks: Provide sexual pleasure for profit.
Turtle Head: When a turd begins to poke out of an asshole.
TV: "Transvestite." Often used in personal ads and in porn.
Twink: A young, skinny, and usually effeminate gay man.
Twisted Sister: A woman or transsexual who lures straight men home in order to peg them in the ass with a strap-on or a hidden penis.
Two-Dick Mouth: A mouth large enough to comfortably accommodate two dicks simultaneously.
Two in the Pink and One in the Stink: Inserting two fingers in a vagina and one in the asshole. Synonyms: The shocker.
Two Squeezes: A nonverbal signal between fetish players, often used by a gagged partner, to signal that everything is alright.
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Udder Nonsense: Playing with breasts.
Ugly Duckling Syndrome: An attractive person who bloomed late in life and still has the personality of an ugly person. Often used to describe an attractive person who is uncommonly nice or who dates people far less attractive.
Umbrella: While fisting an orifice, the fist blossoms open like an umbrella's spines.
Umlauts: Breasts. Specifically, breasts of Germanic origin.
Unbirthing: The sexual fantasy of crawling into a vagina. Particularly popular among furries and hentai enthusiasts. Sometimes associated with voraphilia, in which a person fetishizes the idea of being ingested. Pop-culture references: Nirvana's "Heart-Shaped Box": "Throw down your umbilical noose so I can climb right back."
Unbutton the Mutton: To take out one's penis.
Uncle Fucker: A gay man.
Unclog the Drain: Female masturbation.
Under Boob: The underside of a perky set of boobs that is exposed despite the nipples being covered.
Underwear Fetish: A fetish for underwear. This usually involves men who like to smell, wear, or collect unwashed panties.
Unrequited Love: Love that is unreciprocated. Also, the only type of love that endures.
Upper Decker: When you defecate in a toilet’s water-tank. Often a kind of ticking shit-bomb planted as revenge during a party.
Up Skirt: The view up a woman’s skirt. Often refers to the illegal practice of obtaining such a view without the woman’s consent.
Urethra: The tube that transports urine out of the bladder. Also, in men, the pathway through which seminal fluid is ejaculated.
Urethra Play: The act of inserting objects into the urethra to inflict a mixture or pleasure and pain. Synonyms: Sounding.
Urinate: To empty the bladder. Synonyms: bleed the liver, drain the lizard, drain the radiator, drain the snake, leak, make water, number one, pass water, pee, pee-pee, piddle, piss, shake the dew off the lily, see a man about a horse, spring a leak, squeeze the lemon, syphon the python, take a leak, take a piss, tinkle, water the horses, wee, wee-wee, whiz, wring out a kidney, wring your sock out
Urine: What is emptied from the bladder.
Urolangia: A fetish for watching others drink urine.
Urophilia: A fetish for being urinated on or for urinating on another. Variations: golden shower.
Ursusagalmatophilia: A fetish for teddy bears. Also, a fetish for dressing up in animal costumes. A form of plushophilia, which is a fetish for stuffed animals. Variations: furries, plushies.
Urtication: A BDSM practice of using nettles to sting a partner's skin, causing them to develop hives. The practice was once used to treat paralyzed body parts.
Uteromania: Unbridled sexual desire in a woman. Synonyms: nymphomania.
Uterus: Where fetuses develop in the female of most mammalian species. In human females, the uterus is bookended by the cervix, which opens into the vagina, and by two fallopian tubes.
Uxorious: Showing excessive or submissive affection or fondness toward one's wife.
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Vacation Amnesia: 1. When you cannot recall what, or who, you did while on vacation without your significant other. 2. Completely cutting off all communication with a person you shared a romantic encounter with while on vacation.
Vacuum Beds/Cubes: A sex toy used in BDSM, bondage play, and by latex fetishists. A person is vacuum-sealed in one of these latex beds or cubes, leaving them breathing through a tube and completely unable to see, hear, or move.
Vagina: ace of spades, adam's cave, altar of love, axe wound, baby gap, baby incubator, bacon strips, bear claw, bearded clam, beaver, blackberry, box, bush, cabbage patch, cake, canal street, candle holder, catcher's mitt, cavern, cellar door, clam burger, cleft, cock dock/holder/socket, cockpit, coochy, coonskin cap, cooter, cooze, crack, cranny, crawl space, crease, crevice, crotch, crumpet, cunt, danglers, dick storage unit, divine scar, downtown, dugout, eel skinner, fanny, female parts, fish taco, flower, fly trap, foofoo, fort bushy, front butt, fur, fur burger/box/pie, furrow, fuzz, kitty, gash, growler, gully hole, hair pie, hairy harmonica, ham wallet, harbor of hope, holiest of holies, honey hole, honeypot, hooha, hot pocket, juice box, kangaroo pouch, kitten, kitty, lady bits/parts, lotus blossom/patch, love canal/pudding/tunnel, lower lips, mailbox, manhole, mark of the beast, meat grinder, Medusa, Miss Nancy, muff, nanner, naughty/prick purse, panty hamster, pink taco, pleasure pit, pocket, poon, poonany, poontang, postage slot, powder box, pudding pot, pussy, quim, rabbit hole, sascrotch, sideways smile, sin hole, skin chimney, slash, slit, slot, slurry/spunk bucket, snapper, snatch, sperm sponge, stab wound, stench trench, taco, tamale, trim, tulip, tuna taco, tunnel of love, twat, vag, vagine, va-j-j, vertical smile, whisker biscuit, whispering eye, wizard's sleeve, the y, yoni/yawne, Yucatán Peninsula, zipper
Vagina Dentata: Latin for toothed vagina. Origins: From various folktales and urban legends originally used to discourage men from forcing women to have sex or from having sex with foreign women.
Vagina Extender/Tightener: When a woman grips her partner’s penis during penetration, fostering the illusion that her vagina is tighter and/or deeper, or to prevent the man from pulling out when he ejaculates.
Vagina Spaghetti: A hairy vagina coated in menstrual blood.
Vagitarian: One whose sexual urges are satisfied almost exclusively by performing cunnilingus on others.
Vajabond: A man who wanders from vagina to vagina, never settling in one for too long.
Va-j-j, Vajayjay, Vajaja, Vjayjay: Vagina. Origins: Oprah.
Vajazzle: A bedazzled vagina that looks as though it has erupted with a sparkling STD. It is not advisable to have sex with such a vagina as the rhinestones can cause serious injury. Like most lingerie, such ornaments make the person wearing this decor feel sexy, but they serve little practical purpose.
Van Dyke: A butch lesbian who drives a masculine vehicle or who is a professional truck driver. Also, a lesbian or pre-op female-to-male transexual with facial hair.
Vanilla: Mainstream sexual acts or couples.
Vart: A vaginal fart. Synonyms: queef.
Vasopressin: A hormone that, among other things, influences pair bonding and mate guarding in some mammals.
Vatican Roulette: The rhythm method of birth control.
V Card: Membership into the virgin club. One voids his v card the first time he has sex.
Venereal Disease, VD: Any sexually transmitted disease. Synonyms: STD, STI,
Venery: The search for or achievement of sexual ecstasy.
Venus with a Penis: A pre-op male-to-female transexual.
Ventriloquist: A woman who can queef on command.
Vertical Smile: Vagina.
Viagra: The first and most famous pill approved by the FDA for treating erectile dysfunction. Synonyms: the little blue pill.
Vibrator: Any sex toy that stimulates a clitoris by vibrating. A vibrator can be a dildo, but not all dildos vibrate. Synonyms: crotch rocket, love wand, magic wand, magic stick, marital aid, Mr. Fantastic, rubber fuckie, steely dan, weed wacker,
Vicarphilia: A fetish for living vicariously through others. Often involves listening to other people's sexcapades.
Vick's Vaporlove: Using Vick's Vaporub to masturbate or as lube during sex.
The Viennese Oyster: From her back, the flexible bottom partner crosses her feet behind her head while the man penetrates her.
Vincilagnia: A fetish for being bound or tied up. Often involves a desire to feel at the mercy of another. Synonyms: merinthophilia.
Virgin: One who has yet to have sex.
Virginity: A state of being sexual inexperienced that some maniacs consider to be a virtue.
Virile: Masculine. Filled with male energy.
Voluptuary: One who is devoted to the pursuit of carnal pleasure. Synonyms: apolaustic, sybarite
Voluptuous: An adjective that is used to describe a curvy woman with large breasts and or a large ass. Often a euphemism for a fatty.
Vomit Fetish: Any fetish involving vomit. These include being vomited on, watching others vomit, or forcing oneself to vomit. Synonyms: Emetophilia.
Vore, Voraphilia: A fetish for being eaten alive, or eating another person who is still alive. A sexualized version of cannibalism.
Voyeur, Voyeurism: A fetish for spying on others, particularly their sexual activities.
V-Point Relationship: A polyamorous relationship in which two people have a sexual relationship with the same person, but not with each other.
Vulva: The vagina, clitoris, and labia.
Vulvodynia: Chronic vulvar pain, particularly during sex.
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Wail Away: Vigorous masturbation.
Walk like Tarzan, Talk like Jane: A masculine homosexual man with a feminine voice.
Walk of Shame: The walk home after sleeping at a sex partner's house. These walkers are easy to spot as they are wearing the going-out clothes from the night before. This walk most often occurs on college campuses and is made all the more shameful by the fact that this person's sex partner was not considerate enough to escort her home.
The Walrus: An absurd sex act in which a man ejaculates in his partner’s mouth, then pinches her lips together, causing the semen to drip from the sides of the mouth like the teeth of a walrus.
Wanker: A jerk-off. Someone who masturbates constantly.
Wank Off: Fuck off.
Wank Job: Hand job.
War Wound: A sex injury.
Water Sports: Any type of sex play that involves urine or enemas. Also a category of porn.
Wanton: To behave in a sexually arousing manner. Usually used to describe promiscuous women.
Wedding Tackle: Penis.
Weed Wacker: A vibrator used on a hairy, overgrown vagina that has been suffering from neglect.
Weenis: A tiny penis. Synonyms: pweenis
Well Endowed/Hung: Possessing a large penis.
Western Grip: While masturbating, a man turns his hand around so that his thumb faces his stomach, similar to the grip rodeo riders use.
Wet: Being sexually aroused. Specifically refers to when a woman's vaginal fluids are flowing in advance of penetration.
Wet & Messy Fetish: A broad spectrum of fetishistic acts that involve making a sex partner wet and messy with various substances. This includes bukkake, sploshing, goo fetish, slime fetish...
Wet Dream: A dream that accompanies a nocturnal ejaculation.
Whack It/Off: Male masturbation.
Whale Eye: Anus.
Whale Tail: The waistband of a thong or G-string that sticks out above the rim of a woman’s pants or skirt. Like a tramp stamp, a whale tail, is a telltale sign of a promiscuous woman. The term is used heavily in the practice of whaling, as spotting a whale tale is a sign of an easy target.
Whaling: Hunting fatties. Common whaling vernacular includes: spotting a “whale tail,” “harpooning,” “there she blows,” and “spermaceti.” While master whalers participate in this trade for sport, or as a form of bonding with fellow whalers, others take it on as a profession. If one harpoons a whale that is wealthy, this endeavor can also turn out to be financially beneficial. Synonyms: hogging, hog hunting, pig sticking, porking.
Whiff of Lavender: A relationship or marriage that disguises one or both of the partners’ homosexuality. Similar: beard, closet door
Whisker Basket/Biscuit: A hairy vagina.
Whiskey Dick: Impotence resulting from drinking too much alcohol. Also the excuse men use when they cannot get an erection with a sex partner they met while drinking.
White Honey: Semen.
Whore, Whore Bag: Prostitute.
Whore Exchange: The collection of women's clothes left behind from a string of one-night-stands. Often these clothes are left by women rushing to leave or as an excuse for them to return later. In either case these garments are then donated to the whore exchange, which should consist of two boxes: small and medium. When a woman does not want to make the walk of shame wearing the same clothes from the previous night, she may search for a new outfit from the "whore exchange." If the woman is bigger than a medium, a potato sack should be made available for her.
Whorelock: A warlock of whores. A wizard at seducing and unlocking the legs of promiscuous women.
Whoreship: The worship of whores. An affinity for promiscuous women.
Whoriental: A promiscuous Asian person.
Whispering Eye: Vagina. Origins: Role Models.
Wide Stance: A reference to a closeted gay man's conservative views on homosexuality. Origins: While using a men’s restroom at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport, Larry Craig—then the republican Senator of Idaho—was arrested for lewd conduct after tapping the foot of the undercover cop in the urinal next to him. In some circles, this move is a way of inquiring if another man is interested in anonymous sex. When defending himself, and his sexuality, Craig claimed he merely had a wide stance.
Wife: A legal prostitute who contractually agrees to sell her services to a single man for an indefinite period of time. Synonyms: ball and chain, best friend, bride, companion, consort, esposa, homewench, mate, monogamist, old lady, other half, partner, spouse, wifey,
Wingman: A friend who helps you meet and seduce sex partners. Origins: A film about fighter pilots coming to terms with their homosexuality: Top Gun.
Wizard's Sleeve: A vagina that droops like an oversized coat sleeve. Such a sleeve may have a few tricks hiding up it, but none that you want to see. Origins: Borat.
Womyn: Woman, as spelled by militant feminists/lesbian who want to completely disassociate themselves from men.
Woody Allen: When a man with a dense patch of pubic hair balances a pair of glasses on the shaft of his penis. Origins: The TV show, Guy Code.
Work Spouse: A person who you develop a friendship with at work, and who you would likely date if you were both single. Real spouses often become jealous of all the time their significant other shares with a work spouse.
Worship: To obsessively adore or appreciate a person or a body part. In fetish pay, this often involves kissing, licking, or massaging a dominant partner. Similar behavior may be involved in the worship of specific body parts, such as ass worship, foot worship, or dick worship.
W/S: “Watersports.” Used in personal ads and porn.
WTF: “What the fuck.”
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Xanthodont: Someone with yellow teeth.
Xenophilia: A fetish for strangers or foreign objects.
Xeronisus: An inability to reach orgasm.
XXX, Triple X: Used to designate something as pornographic and sexually explicit.
XDR: A cross-dresser.
Xenofuckic: Just as xenophobic people are afraid of foreigners, xenofuckic people are afraid of having sex with foreigners or strangers.
Xeric: Lacking lubrication.
Yard Sale: When a streetwalking prostitute invites strangers to visit her lawn and handle her used goods. Synonyms: solicitation.
The Y: Vagina.
Yank, Yank the Doodle/Crank/Plank/Yam: Male masturbation.
Yearn: A feeling of sexual longing, usually for a specific person.
Yeastiality: A fetish for bread. Often involves having sex with warm dough.
Yeasty Buns: A large buttocks seemingly made of leaven bread.
Yellow Fever: Being sexually attracted to Asians.
Yellow Shower: Urinating on someone for sexual pleasure. Synonym: golden shower.
Yestergay: A person who claims they used to be gay. Similar: hasbian.
Yiffing: Sexual acts involving stuffed animals.
Yodeling in the Canyon/Gully : Cunnilingus.
Yoni: Vagina. Often used in The Kama Sutra and by hippies.
Your Mom: Apparently she is a very promiscuous woman.
Yucatán Peninsula: Vagina, particularly one contained within a triangle tan-line, especially if said tan was obtained on vacation in Mexico.
Zebra: 1. A white woman wearing visible black underwear or a bikini. Also, a black woman wearing visible white underwear or a bikini. 2. A person from Africa of mixed race. 3. A white or black person who behaves like a member of another he race. Synonyms: Oreo,
Zelophilia: A fetish for feeling jealous.
Zentai: A fetish in which participants wear Zentai suits—skintight suits made from thin, stretchy fabric—in order to have anonymous sex with other Zentai enthusiasts, or to participate in some anonymous dry humping.
Zepplins: Fake breasts that are so large and perky that they seem to be filled with helium and capable of transporting their owner through the air. Also, "Flesh Zepplins."
Zipper Sparks: Dry Humping.
Zipper Sex/Dinner: Fellatio with the penis sticking through a man's fly.
Z-Job: An act performed by a gigolo. If you have to ask, you can't handle it. Origins: The movie, Beerfest.
Zombie Mask: When a man ejaculates in his partner’s eyes, causing her to stumble around the room with her hands out, moaning, temporarily blind, and pissed off.
Zoophilia: A fetish for acting, dressing, and being treated like an animal. May involve walking on all fours, wearing a collar, and eating out of pet bowls.
Zoosexual: One who has a sexual preference for animals.
Zwischenstufe: Homosexuality. Being aroused by members of the same sex.